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The Workplace Kitchen

Not my handwriting!

Guffaw.

The workplace kitchen
has no hearth; it feeds no souls,
but it does speak truths.

The harder you work, the luckier you get. | Gary Player @Real_Simple #DailyThought <-- Well play on, playas! Lets me hustle up myself. 2 days ago
All the wonders of this modern world and still ain't nobody figured out how to make a stick of Juicy Fruit last longer'n two smacks ... 1 week ago
And don't gimme that if you got it flaunt it mess. I just logged (another) Mr. Titzpervert FROM ACROSS the office. We're talking 30 ft away. 1 week ago
From the You Always Want Whatcha Ain't Got Files: smaller breasts. I don't mind my girls, but they're impossible to conceal! 1 week ago
Yes, this is an ignant #FirstWorldProblem, but these dern candy dishes all over the office are my Angolan land mines. #PagingRiskraint 1 week ago